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scatisfaction 

When you take a fantastic shit, or when you reallyyy need to take a shit. Or maybe for people with a scat fetish, whatever, I don't judge
Oh man, that buffet was amazing, but now I really need to go get some scatisfaction.

I've been backed up for days, until I tried new Dr. Atomic's Ura-Lax Ultra™! Now with 3% more real uranium! At last, I can truly be scatisfied!
scatisfaction by Lysergika_ January 1, 2022
Words you can keep

SCATISFACTION 

Pull over, I need some scatisfaction.
SCATISFACTION by neatboy February 11, 2010

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #
(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.
satisfaction by syst0lic August 11, 2003

Textual Satisfaction 

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.
"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."
Word of the Day on May 11, 2010

statusfaction 

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"
"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."
statusfaction by The Pep April 6, 2009

internet satisfaction 

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.
Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"
internet satisfaction by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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