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Scatterbrained 

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.
"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
Scatterbrained by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

scatterfold 

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up
The pigs are here, scatterfold!
scatterfold by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

Scatterbrain 

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.
Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.
Scatterbrain by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018

scattapin 

Something, Some place, or Someone in the world that is weird, abnormal, or not accepted.
Matt said that the test was scattapin
scattapin by Mr. Scattapin May 15, 2016

scattergun 

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity
person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt
scattergun by sniper nate October 21, 2020