scarer 

pill , gurner , disco , biscuit , little un , smallpower, fuckins, e's

"i had a propa good scarer las night , gurnin me face off. "
" got any scarers mate? i wann get high"
" i boshed 10 scarers and half a g of mud , fuck me , i was bellended"

scarer by ltbizzle December 7, 2006

cat scarer

n. An unsuccessful haircut.A coiffure so bad that the victim's cat doesn't reconise them and runs off.

whaooo the new hair cut is a real cat scarer,Mr Trump

cat scarer by cammckazie August 15, 2006

WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME! 

As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.

Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME! by XDistortedEntity666X January 29, 2023

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

scamera 

portmanteau of scam and camera, a term used to describe traffic cameras, speed cameras, red light cameras. which are all about making money not safety

Since the red light scamera was installed they shortened the duration of the yellow light to boost revenue now there are a lot more accidents.

scamera by Just_sayin' July 4, 2021

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

scare burp 

When you get scared and you burp.

Ssundee: Crainer what was that noise
Crainer: A scare burp!

scare burp by NyanSword October 14, 2015