Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.
John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!
An australian little boy, usually around the age of 14, who urinates/poops in his chair, instead of walking 10 feet to use the toilet, while playing the Massive Online Multiplayer Game called Runescape.
I need to go use the toilet, but I'm a dirty scaper.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.