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scammerese 

The broken English that foreign scammers use when trying to scammer western people online. Typically full of certain kinds of grammatical errors that seem distinct to the scamming industry.
Him: What are you looking for on this dating app?
“Her”: Am looking for serious relationship.
Him: I doubt that.
“Her”: Why say that?
Him: You speak scammerese
scammerese by DarthKirby January 13, 2021
Words you can keep

phone scammers 

annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.

God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.
phone scammers by Stouz August 30, 2018

ROBLOX scammers 

stupid horny ass people who ABUSE the fan base of billions of kids by telling kids that they will get (insert item of popular game) if they type in their pass word, normal people would leave instantly, how ever as i said, the fan base is made of kids, they don't know any better, so they type it in, and get hacked, what do they do with it? scaming more kids, WHY? JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SCAMING?????? WOW JUST WOW
ROBLOX scammers should go to hell.... even worse than that, stupid no life retards

Shammerised 

When an employee of The Shamrock Hotel becomes emotionally unresponsive to the crackhead patrons. To be exposed to so many drug fucked abusive losers on a daily basis that you become bitter and lose any sense of hope for humanity.
New barstaff: I actually feel sorry for that crazy old toothless lady
Manager: It'll pass, you just haven't been shammerised.
Shammerised by benjamin84 April 8, 2007

scammeretto 

The scammeretto took us for a lot of money
scammeretto by yuba gurl November 24, 2015

the car warranty scammers 

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.
Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

scammeretta 

She was so beautiful, you almost didn't care that she was such a proficient scammeretta and got all our money.
scammeretta by yuba gurl November 24, 2015
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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