scallywampus 

Misaligned. All askew. Disheveled. In a state of disarray.

After the storm, my patio was scallywampus. Potted plants were knocked over, and patio furniture had blown away.

scallywampus by WVScott July 14, 2015

scaddywampus

skad-ee-womp-uhs

-n. A state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be

Like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. That's so scaddywampus.

When you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, "Woaha! Everything is all scaddywampus up in here!"

scaddywampus by c@ve m@n June 23, 2011

Scillywompus

Off it’s axis.... off kilter.... eccentric ... disarray

I tried reprogramming my radio stations and now they are all scillywompus.....

Scillywompus by Candrea1973 April 24, 2021