scaddywampus

skad-ee-womp-uhs

-n. A state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be

Like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. That's so scaddywampus.

When you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, "Woaha! Everything is all scaddywampus up in here!"

scaddywampus by c@ve m@n June 23, 2011

scallywampus 

Misaligned. All askew. Disheveled. In a state of disarray.

After the storm, my patio was scallywampus. Potted plants were knocked over, and patio furniture had blown away.

scallywampus by WVScott July 14, 2015

caddywampus 

An aggressive action taken by a caddy after working 18 holes with a group of wealthy, rude, crooked businessmen.

Unexpected aggressive action by a golf caddy who is about five degrees off center.

We were playing a round of golf one day and occasionally giving our caddy a hard time. By the 18th hole, I guess he had had all he could take because the caddywampus all with our own clubs

caddywampus by scanner1 June 5, 2011