scaddywampus

skad-ee-womp-uhs

-n. A state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be

Like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. That's so scaddywampus.

When you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, "Woaha! Everything is all scaddywampus up in here!"

scaddywampus by c@ve m@n June 23, 2011

scallywampus 

Misaligned. All askew. Disheveled. In a state of disarray.

After the storm, my patio was scallywampus. Potted plants were knocked over, and patio furniture had blown away.

scallywampus by WVScott July 14, 2015

caddywampus 

An aggressive action taken by a caddy after working 18 holes with a group of wealthy, rude, crooked businessmen.

Unexpected aggressive action by a golf caddy who is about five degrees off center.

We were playing a round of golf one day and occasionally giving our caddy a hard time. By the 18th hole, I guess he had had all he could take because the caddywampus all with our own clubs

caddywampus by scanner1 June 5, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008