(noun) An acronym meaning "Super Bestest Friend Forever Fo Sho Fo Sho." Originating in the Bay Area, it is similar to the more commonly known term BFF. However, SBFFFFs can be distuinguished by BFFs by the way they treat each other. One notable difference is that BFFs usually cry to each other, while SBFFFFs MAKE each other cry. SBFFFFs can usually be found in their own seats eating fruit snacks and neglecting homework. Most SBFFFFs have nicknames that came from the once popular cartoon, Pokemon. Also, one SBFFFF usually refuses to share their seat with the other.
1.) Jannelle and Alliza are SBFFFFs.
2.) "Aren't Jannelle and Alliza BFFs?" "No, you idiot. Jannelle just made Alliza cry. They're obviuosly SBFFFFs."
3.) Alliza's too lazy to do her math homework, and Jannelle's not doing it either. Those silly SBFFFFs!
4.) "Alliza, share seats with me!" "No, SBFFFF!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.