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a gay best friend that rei bonnie and zev love
wow hes so cool and gay ! hes probably a sazumi!
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saumitra 

Basically the most friendly guy,having one hundred friends and would die for each of them. Ruggedly handsome but equally sweet. Knows and controls what he says. Is caring, tenacious and a good leader. He greatest strength and weaknesses are his friends. He is a bit flirtatious but would never break a heart
He is saumitra, having one hundred friends
saumitra by Dan friedman May 2, 2018
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sazumi • saumil • Suzumi • Sakumi • Sakumiji • Salumious • saumijah • Saumik • saumit • saumitra
A fun beautiful girl with long brown wavy hair loves cats and is very intelligent has the funniest happy laugh and is always laughing. Sayumi is the perfect girl so if you have one keep her and don't let her go
Dave: Did you see Sayumi today she looked amazing
Bob: dude she is so out of your league
sayumi by Definer of Yo names March 20, 2015

haruhi suzumiya

A character in the anime show "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." She is an energetic person who has a sense that everything revolves around her. Coincidentally, she is the unquestioned controller of the universe. Although it is unknown to her, her mood can outbreak the destruction of the world.
If we lose the baseball game, Haruhi Suzumiya will make more closed space and destroy our universe.
haruhi suzumiya by Steve Whalls July 13, 2007

Sakumiji 

A timer for popular anime subtitles, Sakumiji is also the most gorgeous girl in the anime world. She can be found on IRC channels helping other subbers distribute popular anime series, along with her favorite "fansub" group, Taka.

Typically, she is sweet and affectionate to her friends, most specifically the "Fanfour," consisting of Secludedly, BobbyDrake and Carbon. She can usually be found laughing at random words like "What?" and "Serioso" and is easily agitated by stupid comments, typically responding simply with "-.-" as an indication to "BACK THE FUCK UP."

Without Sakumiji, subbing would be harder thanks to her expertise in timing and she sacrifices her health constantly for the sake of the fans and fellow coworkers.

She likes Hello Kitty, Taka Fansubs, the color pink, internet, IRC, making intimidating emoticons, fashion, Naruto, classical music, jpop/rock, and other various and random things.
"Oh, look. Sakumiji came online. We're saved!"
"Hey, Sakumiji... I wish I was as hot as you. :)"
Sakumiji by Anonymous54m September 28, 2009

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

1.The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is the first Japanese light novel in the Haruhi Suzumiya series written by Japanese author Nagaru Tanigawa and illustrated by Japanese artist Noizi Ito. It received immense popularity in Japan, and following the production of the animu, it extended its reach toward Western audiences. The characters are known for their distinct personalities. Haruhi Suzumiya is a yandere given the powers of God, Kyon repeatedly slaps himself in the face, Koizumi Itsuki makes faggot smiles at Kyon, Yuki Nagato reads books and slaughters aliens in her spare time, and Mikuru Asahina - the shining star of the series - has set the precedent for moe characters in much of Japanese media following the airing of the animu.
See also: Haruhi-ism
Person 1: Hey, that dipshit over there hates The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!
Person 2: What?! Give me that AK-47 over there, I'm gonna fuck him up.
1) Literally translating to "peace," it is the physical manifestation of neutrality.

2) The antonym of quarreling.
Dude, stop this bickering and become more saumil... jeez.
saumil by fishsticks101 May 21, 2009
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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