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Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".
Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

Sayonatsi 

1. Giving off my slippers or sandals to you.
2. If you are afraid to a person, you can say "sayonatsi" or
"sa'yo na tsinelas ko" to him/her and then run off fast.--
Filipino word
3. I am afraid to you.
1. If you will shout at me one more time "sayonatsi" and you

will not see me anymore.

mayonaise mama 

another slang term for white girls.
damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!
mayonaise mama by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory
yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees
mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick
ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.
Chunky Mayonaise by timber12 November 1, 2010

mayonaise 

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.
I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
mayonaise by bohdave April 28, 2005
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Person 2:......
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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