1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.

2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.
Tobias: You could say I'm, if you will, 'buy curious'

Man: I can "sprinkle the pudding" if you will.
by Antonym Phantonym May 18, 2009
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an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.
The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.
by Deborah Spicer August 13, 2006
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A phrase used to excuse the lack for a better word and/or kill any awkward tension in the air after mentioning something mildly aggressive or sexual.
She used... a gargantuan amount of force on him, if you will.
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A stupid ass threat Ganon uses in the Zelda CD-i game to convince Link to join his side or else he will die.
Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else, you will die!
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It’s a subtle line someone says to make something a sexual joke about the possible innuendo In the last thing said. Almost like a , that’s what she said, but undercover and with style.
“ Her: it’s so hard to fit in

Me: ohh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ... but it will be

Her: Bring me an umbrella so I don’t get wet.
Me: ... hehehe .. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh but you will *smiling pervertedly* “
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A warning given when you recommend an extremely difficult video game to someone.
Try Demon's Souls, it's really friggin' hard... you will cry.
by Kaymactimus March 28, 2011
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