sausage dripping 

The act of jacking off when cooking

John: Dude I was sausage dripping when making eggs this morning so i know it will be a good one

sausage dripping by The Jew In The Stew June 15, 2017

dripping sausage

When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips

"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"

dripping sausage by bigal123 November 21, 2017

Dropping Sausage 

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

Dropping Sausage by esotericinsomniac February 28, 2015

Dropping the Sausage 

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.

Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

Dropping the Sausage by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011