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Sausage bap, with brown sauce

A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank

Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.

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sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslid is used to describe volleyball nets that break people’s necks. After reading this, you must jump into a Scooby-Doo bouncey house filled exactly with 7 inches of water or humans will be enslaved by bacon.
The sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslidish volleyball net got arrested for manslaughter.