satool 

Derivative of sotla. An affectionate way of calling someone stupid.

The letter "a" is added when addressing a female.

Male: Aw, you're such a satool, man!

Female: Aw, girl, you're a satoola!

satool by Afnan August 30, 2005

stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone

i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie

stooligram by stoolivan August 12, 2017

Stoolstack 

Pile of shit, euphemistically.

OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....

shithead fucktard asshat meatsack jackass

Stoolstack by Aguilark April 29, 2012

push her stool in 

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push her stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

push her stool in by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

Chin stool 

A person that allow their chin to be used as a resting place some someone’s testicles.

Let’s go out to the bar tonight and find us some chin stools.

Chin stool by Newfie blogger October 5, 2019

Ellenville Office Stool 

When a man stands up from his desk, slowly removes his clothes and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

Ellenville Office Stool by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

Poop Stool 

A stool or step ladder that is used to elevate one's legs while releasing feces as to increase the amount of poop expelled. It also decreases the time it takes to poop since the poop is expelled faster and easier.

Dog, hand me the poop stool, I'm about to drop some major ass bread and I need all the help I can get to squeeze it out.

Poop Stool by niggasteve11 April 25, 2010