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Black Satin Sheets 

Black satin sheets are generally found in the houses of fellas in an attempt to 'attract the ladies.' One may also find a leopard or cheetah print blanket, throw or curtains when finding black satin sheets. Ladies do NOT attempt to lay in the black satin sheets. If the fella also has matching boxers...run; matching STD may come with this guy to complete the package.

See also 'sex sheets'
Ex. 1) The guy had black satin sheets on his bed and a cheetah print throw.
Ex. 2) Michael's black satin sheets were not to be trusted.
Ex. 3) He returned to the room in black satin boxers, then once he pulled away the blanket on his bed it revealed matching black satin sheets. At this point, Jessica knew she was in trouble and ran for the door.

stain on the sheet 

a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.
"Back then you were just a stain on the sheets!"
stain on the sheet by Kat November 20, 2004

Cum stain on the sheet of life 

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.
Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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