satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

hog breath cum stain fuck nut

derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit

you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

by [e-mail] August 2, 2006

fuck stain

1. the solidified form of excreted fluids from sex, usually found on linen and underwear.
2. derogatory term or suggestion to describe someone who is stupid and an annoyance.

1. The previous nights activities resulted in a fuck stain the size of a dinner plate on my mothers good quilt.
2. Our new teacher is an utter fuck stain, i wish he would dissapear.

by p.m.n August 12, 2003

Fuck Stain

Something which a lot of people in this world should have been.

Mate, those people over there are total fuck stains

by Lala and Po 2 May 13, 2022

fuck stain

Thw combination of semen and vagina juice that leaves a white and crusty stain in the back of your chevy corsica that is impossible to remove.

That crusty shit that you are sitting on is the fuck stain that your sister left.

by Turbo Uzi March 20, 2003

fuck stain

n. the dried up sex juices left on the sheets

1. Dude, quit being such a fuck stain.

by LC August 30, 2003

fuck stain

An insult to an individual that is absolutely worthless and useless. Especially good when used with former lovers or fuck buddies.

You're nothing more than a fuck stain.

by Master Ro April 13, 2005