Sarkattack 

the feeling after eating at Sarkis, in Evanston Illinois. A feeling of joy, happiness, pain, amnesia, heartburn, nausea, and a heart attack all rolled in one.

Also applied to eating any amount of food in large quantities to the point of great pain/joy.

Graham: i got dibs on the cheesy hash

Trin: Dude im still eating it

Graham: sarks is so pro

Trin: i ate so much im havin a sarkattack

Sarkattack by thecommonfiasco January 24, 2010

slackattack 

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.

Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."

slackattack by jpg3 November 28, 2011

shartattack 

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

shartattack by shartattack December 30, 2006

spackattack 

derived from spastic originally then spacker then spackattack its when someone has a spasticated attack like a epileptic fit only there not epileptic when someone decides they are going to act really really wierd and dance in funny ways or say stupid things they are having a spackattack

stop having a spackattack in my room do it outside

spackattack by boonking July 6, 2011

sharkattackdan 

Most hated person you will ever meet. Used against small and squeaky people.

Omg ur such a SharkattackDan

sharkattackdan by AnakinGroundWalker November 16, 2020

Smackattack 

The worst of something, opposite to Sparkarama. Usually refering to girls.

Created by OllieOC

Liam Chinese: 'Ollie, check out this girl she's really fit.'

OllieOC: 'Are you fucking kidding she's Smackattack'

Liam Chinese: 'Your right as usual.'

OllieOC: 'I Know.'

Smackattack by OllieOC April 11, 2011

sparksattack 

Consuming so much Sparks and/or Sparks Plus that you have to take a moment alone to calm yourself down. May include fumbled, excessive speech as well as an extremely fast heart rate. Usually accompanied by an orange mouth and orange teeth.

So I was trying to get at that blond girl, when I had to go to the bathroom to settle down. She thought I was blowing lines, but it was just another sparksattack. My thirteenth of the year.

sparksattack by Lee Fasterson October 18, 2007