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slackattack 

A condition that strikes a once helpfull individual and causes them to suddenly not want to do anything. The affliction often never improves and usually the victim becomes more lazy and will slack off beyond all hope.
Dad ( after work ); "Why aren't the leaves raked ?"
Mom (After cleaning house all day, paying bills, still washing last nights dishes and preparing dinner.); "Our houseguest had another slackattack."
slackattack by jpg3 November 28, 2011
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spackattack 

derived from spastic originally then spacker then spackattack its when someone has a spasticated attack like a epileptic fit only there not epileptic when someone decides they are going to act really really wierd and dance in funny ways or say stupid things they are having a spackattack
stop having a spackattack in my room do it outside
spackattack by boonking July 6, 2011

Smackattack 

The worst of something, opposite to Sparkarama. Usually refering to girls.

Created by OllieOC
Liam Chinese: 'Ollie, check out this girl she's really fit.'

OllieOC: 'Are you fucking kidding she's Smackattack'

Liam Chinese: 'Your right as usual.'

OllieOC: 'I Know.'
Smackattack by OllieOC April 11, 2011

Sarkattack 

the feeling after eating at Sarkis, in Evanston Illinois. A feeling of joy, happiness, pain, amnesia, heartburn, nausea, and a heart attack all rolled in one.

Also applied to eating any amount of food in large quantities to the point of great pain/joy.
Graham: i got dibs on the cheesy hash

Trin: Dude im still eating it

Graham: sarks is so pro

Trin: i ate so much im havin a sarkattack
Sarkattack by thecommonfiasco January 24, 2010

Smackattack 

To be under fire or harassment from colleagues or friends, usually involving insults. A sustained verbal onslaught.
Shucks, my mum just gave me a 10-hour smackattack for not tidying my room.