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Get the ellen santamaria mug.A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
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Get the Santamala mug.Santharia is a large and growing community of people from around the globe that work together to form a great fantasy world in the style of JRR Tolkien. All works and entries on the website are done by real people. With endless details, history, images drawn by artists, and even a free role playing area, Santharia is one of the greatest achievements of the internet.
Rogar- "Hey I can't wait till the Brownie Inn opens! It'll be great for the role playing area at the Santharian boards."
Vintara- "Ya maybe I can get my story started soon too"
Rogar- "Thats gunna be so fun"
Vintara- "Ya maybe I can get my story started soon too"
Rogar- "Thats gunna be so fun"
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The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago
The boys cant shut the fuck up about their motorbikes and all the girls have pictures of their cowboy hats and boots so they can prove that they "work" on the farm.
They go to fucking church and pray to jesus then go date their cousin.
They're all related and date each other cause they all came from the same 3 fucking oldies 200 years ago
Gilroy Boy 1: My crf250f would thrash your yz250f because my bike has a better graphics kit
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.
Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College
Gilroy Boy 2: I make better tiktok edits of my bike and my wheelies, so I am better cunt.
Gilroy Girl 1 in the distance listening: He is so hot but he is my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 2 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 3 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 4 in the distance listening: He is also my ex boyfriend and my cousin
Gilroy Girl 5 in the distance listening: He is everyone's ex boyfriend we have all dated each other here at Gilroy Santa Maria College
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