Santaing

The practice of breaking and entering homes under the pretext of 'leaving gifts.'
Conjugation of 'To Santa'

Police log: "We caught another man santaing at 34 Main Street. Request backup; he has live reindeer."

by TheMagicUnicorn December 14, 2010

santaing

A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.

Hey Mr Nonce, stop santaing my kids

by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021

Santangelo

When a girl gives a guy a blow job repeatedly and the guy eats her out. It must all happen in the same night and the guy must be older. Usually done when sex is wanted but impossible due to lack of a condom.

Friend 1: Hey did you and Sally go all the way last night?
Friend 2: Nah, we wanted to but didn't have protection, so instead we santangeloed.

by Because your a whore March 14, 2010

Santangelo

The art of disguising personal insecurities with humor and personal attacks on others.

Feeling inferior in the company of such great men, Andy pulled a Santangelo by bringing up Mike's recent visit to his family doctor.

by MDV May 5, 2006

Santing

Jerking off to every guy he sees.

David S. was santing all night.

by ElfMan8371 May 4, 2017

Santing

To put a half a bottle Hand sanitizer on a cut and not make a face.

Friend: What did you after we went bowliing?

Guy: Oh I was santing.

by anonymous June 30, 2022

Sånting

Sådana ting

Sånting händer alltid mig.

Det fanns sånting där.

by GrammatikJonas February 10, 2025