An individual whose very presence lowers the tone in the room. Will complain about almost
anything and will dress in plain, understated clothes. The
human equivilent of Eeyore from Winnie the
Pooh.
"Hi everybody. Hope you're feeling
better today than I am. Still can't find my Prozac anywhere, I'm getting really worried now. Must the Sun rise every
morning in the east? Why can't..." - ad infinitum.