sams cock 

Reference to a very little penis, one that may be found sitting lonely in a corner at a phish concert.

I'm not sleeping with him, last guy i slept with from a anime convention had a sams cock.

sams cock by Anonymous561 July 8, 2011

Sam's Cock Sauce 

This is Sriracha sauce mixed with ranch dressing, approx. 40% Sriracha and 60% ranch. The most awesome sauce you can put on pizza and other foods.

"Hey can you pass me the Sam's Cock Sauce?"

Sam's Cock Sauce by GVLOPEZ March 23, 2011