hammy sammy

Had a nice hammy sammy for lunch today.
by Fuzzymonkey1 December 15, 2015
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When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein
Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard
by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019
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Hammy Sammy

Another way of saying you're hammered.
Dude those white claw surges have me feelin hammy sammy! Let's go break some mailboxes!
by GeedEater December 10, 2024
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sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware
bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing
by madelynforwhat December 31, 2021
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