hammy sammy

A ham sandwich

Had a nice hammy sammy for lunch today.

by Fuzzymonkey1 March 25, 2016

Hammy Sammy

Another way of saying you're hammered.

Dude those white claw surges have me feelin hammy sammy! Let's go break some mailboxes!

by GeedEater December 09, 2024

Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein

Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard

by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019

sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware

bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing

by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021