salty vanilla

Is a different word for semen, Jizz or Cum

Liza your brother got his salty vanilla all over my face

by Salty vanilla July 15, 2019

salty vanilla cock-vomit

The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.

Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.

by CleverDick2014 April 10, 2021

Vanilla Salt

Slang for Mayonnaise.

(Vanilla Salt, a household condiment, that is made out of vegetable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.)

Mike squeezed the Vanilla Salt about three inches over his bread. It looked like the white hoods of Klansmen. Stilt tho...

by TheJackOfSpoons February 9, 2006

Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015