salty tooth

It's the opposite of a sweet tooth. But instead of craving sweets, you crave salty stuff.

person with sweet tooth: "I'm craving some candy, really badly."

person with salty tooth: "Well, I'm craving for some potato chips."

salty tooth by spunkychick October 8, 2011

Salty toothpaste 

When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.

Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.

A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.

Salty toothpaste by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017

salty toothbrush 

The act of dipping your finger in semen and proceeding to brush your partners teeth with said finger.

She wouldn't shut her mouth.. So I gave her the salty toothbrush.

salty toothbrush by fluffy finger puppet March 4, 2014