salty tart 

To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling

Look at that poor salty tart

I feel so bad for that salty tart

salty tart by Grapefruit December 6, 2016

Salty Pop-Tart 

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

Salty Pop-Tart by DrSwift December 7, 2011