2 definitions by DrSwift

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.
1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
by DrSwift December 7, 2011
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Verb. Vent, venting, vented. When somebody is killed by having bullet holes shot through them.
"Yo John Wick vented so many fools in that movie."
"I'll knife the guy on the left, you vent the two guys to the right if they come running."
by DrSwift November 18, 2021
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