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a salty surprise

A bust of a nut
I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night
a salty surprise by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

Salty Sunrise 

When you are unable to cum and spend all night jerking off, only to cum at dawn.
After a long night of jerking off Eian enjoyed his salty sunrise.
Salty Sunrise by SpongyAcid July 6, 2019

salty surprise 

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.
I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

Salty surprise 

When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth
Salty surprise by MC spunky January 1, 2019

salty surprise 

gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes
salty surprise by coloie November 28, 2021

Salty surprise 

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"