salty chip 

A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

salty chip by themaskedrider July 8, 2017

SaltyChieze 

Person who apparently likes salty cheese and kids loli

Look! SaltyChieze Is searching for some illegal hentai again!

SaltyChieze by SaltyChieze December 6, 2021

salt and vinegar chips 

The best thing that has ever happened to a potato. They are very delicious and way better than normal chips.

I just had salt and vinegar chips. They were delicious.

salt and vinegar chips by Sheryl Ateeandtee August 25, 2008

Lays Salt and Vineger Chips 

The fucking best damn potato chips in the world!!

Hey nick. SMELL my FINGERS!!...Ashley:why do they smell like that
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips

Lays Salt and Vineger Chips by ash-hole December 13, 2008

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips 

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024