salmuto

a salmuto is no

oh your salmuto allowed to play your games

salmuto by Salmuto September 26, 2023

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake 

The ultimate food that can be fabricated in the game "Minecraft" that kills anything that eats it

Guy 1: "Have you heard of the Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake?"

Guy 2: "The salmutto- what?"

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake by Sug madic February 3, 2021

saluton 

It means hi in esperanto.

Saluton mi estas ĉi tie por la lakto

saluton by 1mb0r3d October 20, 2021

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake 

a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".

detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.

guy: oh no! how did he die?!

detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

guy:...heh?

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake by edalbonhcet ot ebircsbus May 1, 2021

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake 

A merge of many foods that is bound to kill anyone who eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Killed my dad"

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake by chickenP0X_box July 6, 2022

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake 

A mixture of foods that is bound to kill any creature that eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake killed my dog"

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake by chickenP0X_box July 7, 2022

Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake 

salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

A cursed and nightmarishly chaotic Mincraft food item, salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake is an aburdly combined creation made by fusing

steak+pork+cod+chicken+carrot+carrot+cookie+pumpkin pie+apple+bread+rabbit+salmon+mutton+baked potato+cake=salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

this grotesquely elaborate and impractical food monstrosity deverse texture, taste, and nutrition properties into a singular surreal, and puzzling concontion.

if any player in the game eats this monstrosity, this bound to necrosis anyone who eats it.

"After Spending hours experimenting with strange recipes in minecraft, Steve have proudly made salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake on a table, a horrifying yet oddly horrifying and oddly fascinating culinary monstrosity made from different conceivable food items in the game... that it start glowing green."

Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake by Mindaugas Valentinavičius December 16, 2024