Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and FreshMango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
A Polish sausage on a hot dog bun smothered in Franks Redhot sauce, jalepenos, refried beans and boiled broccoli. After about one hour of eating it you willcut a loud stinky fart that smells like horse dung.
Last night Fred ate an Uncle Salty and got us kicked out a movie theatre when he farted a few times because we were laughing so hard and the movie wasn't a comedy.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.