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salemified
The art of downpitching pop songs, putting a couple of heavy synths on it, and mixing it with some heavy warm echoing effects to make it dramatically depressing but joyfull to listen to when you are a hipster.
Originally invented by Salem, a male prostitute that is using this technique on every song he makes. Thus calling it salemifying of songs.
Not only is Salem hated by evey reviewer for his easy but sophisticated approach, he also created a tiny cult of bedroom-producers who try to recreate his sound, but often fail miserably due to the lack of experience in gay prostitution.
Originally invented by Salem, a male prostitute that is using this technique on every song he makes. Thus calling it salemifying of songs.
Not only is Salem hated by evey reviewer for his easy but sophisticated approach, he also created a tiny cult of bedroom-producers who try to recreate his sound, but often fail miserably due to the lack of experience in gay prostitution.
how the critics respond to salemified tracks: "Salem is an example of a shit producer, we as reviewers are jelly that he is semi-populair with downpitching songs, everyone with half a brain can do this! . rating: 1 out of 10"
salemified by anon-chan November 1, 2012
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Salemifying
To exaggerate or inflame interpersonal conflict, especially by spreading gossip, encouraging division, or making a disagreement appear more dramatic than it is.
The definition is adopted from the Virginian High-school located in Virginia Beach, VA, Salem High School. As many Salem High School students tend to stir the most drama recently as of trends up to 2024.
The definition is adopted from the Virginian High-school located in Virginia Beach, VA, Salem High School. As many Salem High School students tend to stir the most drama recently as of trends up to 2024.
Hayley: oh my goodness Brianna and Yvonne fell out! It’ll be funny to spread a rumor that Yvonne was messing with Brianna’s boyfriend to see them fight!
Selina: that’s not a great idea, salemifying could get you in trouble, Hayley.
Hayley: ah who cares, only Yvonne gets the social consequences within the whole school, not me!
Selina: that’s not a great idea, salemifying could get you in trouble, Hayley.
Hayley: ah who cares, only Yvonne gets the social consequences within the whole school, not me!
Salemifying by misspinkelf August 2, 2026
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