salem day

the best beautiful boy’s day <3. celebrated on the 27th of january! send him your best wishes because he deserves it for being the best person in the whole world

today is the 27th of january… it’s salem day!!

by ven meow January 27, 2022

buy from PCV sales day

everyone must buy from PCV sales or be sent to the gallows of passenger travel solutions

I'm gonna buy from PCV sales because its buy from PCV sales day

by dick mabutt December 11, 2021

Boxing Day Sales

A big "up yours" from all the major retail outlets.

Litteraly the day after we have just spent a tonne of money on presents they slash their prices, just to show us who wears the pants.

Guy " I bought these shoes for $50 bucks today!"

Girl " WTF! I bought my bofriend those for Xmas, and they cost $175!"

Guy " Ah. You were screwed by the Boxing Day Sales"

by 112112321 December 26, 2009

Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.

Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."

by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013

Columbus Day Sale

A small window of opportunity you can walk into a store and take at your own risk what you want without paying ; e.g. after a natural disaster or social unrest or war. The sale does not have to occur on any specific day, but it requires certain conditions. It is illegal in almost all circumstances, with the exception of some areas which have been devastated by a disaster and for which taking certain items is necessary for basic survival.

On a Columbus Day Sale, the real cost maybe your life.

by mlhiss October 16, 2019

2 Day Yard Sale

The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.

I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.

by Mayor J October 6, 2008