saint peter 

A man, Simon called Peter, who was a discipline of Jesus Christ. While his real name was Simon, he was given the name "Peter" (which means The Rock) by Jesus Christ after Simon Peter answered Jesus's question of "whom say ye that I am?"

Some theologist argue over whether Jesus was referring to Simon Peter himself, or Simon's statement "thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God."

"He saith unto them, But whom say ye
that I am?

And Simon Peter answered and said,
thou art the Christ, the Son of the
living God.

And Jesus answered and said unto
him, Blessed art thou, Simon
Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not
revealed it unto thee, but My Father
which is in heaven."

-Matthew 16:15-18

And I also unto thee, that thou
art Peter (Petros = a small moveable
stone), and upon this rock (Petra = as a foundation unmoveable) I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

saint peter by wydok February 29, 2004

saint peter 

Simon, renamed Peter (latin for rock or something, him being the rock of christianity). The first Pope.

Saint Peter rhymes with shoe eater

saint peter by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

Saint Peter 

Is known biblically as the first pope, "The first stone to build his (God's) kingdom.."

The keeper of the gates (the keys) of heaven.

He was crucified upside down per his own request because he believed that he was not worthy to be crucified like Jesus. Consequently his cross is the inverted cross, which to some may be satanic. "Coincidentally," Jesus at one point does call Saint Peter "Satan" because "For you are not setting your mind on the things of God, but on the things of man.” Matthew 16:23; here, there is a distinction between Lucifer and Satan.

He is syncretized with the Orisha Ogun in the Santería tradition.
Ogun is also associated with keys.

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Saint Peter by canterchanter January 6, 2013

saint peter 

Something you need to do to either get your karma back on track or to prevent your ass from getting whooped.
A good deed.

"I better pull a St. Peter or Mama's gonna give me the shoe!"

saint peter by bollo March 4, 2004

Saint Peter's Launching Pad 

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

Saint Peter's Launching Pad by Mredria December 24, 2007

Saint Peter's Prep 

A Jesuit Catholic, all-boys school in Jersey City, NJ. This school is noted for its success in SOME sports like football, wrestling, track, and baseball, and not Hockey or Swimming, and the lacrosse program has had some success in previous years, but not like Delbarton or. Most students are from Hudson County, which includes Jersey City, Bayonne, Secaucus, Hoboken, and others. The kids are trashy, incredibly stupid, drug addicts, nerdy, or normal kids who want to transfer halfway through their freshman year and about only 1% of each grade is cool. Half the kids there live in Bayonne, which is just a terrible, terrible place. This working class, industrial city is often compared to the fiery depths of hell. All in all, Saint Peter's Prep is a terrible school, mainly because of the area it is in and the notoriously racist, and fucking annoying student body

"I'm thinking about applying to Saint Peter's Prep"
"DON'T, that school is an AWFUL place. My only friend who goes there HATES it."

Saint Peter's Prep by TheBoi2 May 18, 2013

Saint Peter's Prep 

A all boys school in Jersey City New Jersey. The best all around school in Jersey. The kids here aren't little shits like delbarton and are actually athletic and somewhat smart unlike seton hall or other essex schools. The bergen schools like SJR, bergen, and bosco are our bitches and wish they were like us. We throw huge parties and fuck the baddest bitches at prep. We are absolutely unfair in football, basketball , soccer and baseball, and the lax and hockey is on the rise.

Boy 1: Hey bro what school do you go to?
Boy 2: I go to Saint Peter's Prep
Boy 3: Oh shit you must be a beast at whatever you do

Saint Peter's Prep by youngfapgod23432 March 7, 2021