saint catherines

annoying little skanks who just need to shut up and go away. NOBODY LIKES YOU BUT YOURSELVES.

saint catherines girl 1- oh my god! where r my pants?!
saint catherines girl 2- who cares were sluts?

saint catherines by stewardgurll February 16, 2008

Saint Catherine's High School 

This is the definition for SCHS in Racine, Wisconsin.

Apparently, it's been around since the Civil War and at one point had some thousand kids in attendance. Most of this is lore seeing as there is no possible way that such a broken down school could have earned that much revenue and exist in its current state.

The exterior looks friendly enough. There are bullet holes in the windows and some sort of dilapidated, playing field, once used for the ancients and their ballgames, now rendered entirely useless. No one is quite sure why it's there.

Enter the building and you are immediately alerted to the strong smell of feces. SCHS is a special school in that someone is responsible for having diarrhea in at least one of the toilets every day.

The social structure of the school is curiously divided into "STEPs" as opposed to homerooms. No one has any idea what the acronym means. Within each STEP, there is guaranteed at least 5-6 obnoxious sluts, 1-2 braggarts, 1 annoying punk, 3 people who don't go to STEP but smoke weed in the bathroom, 5-6 self-righteous jocks, 3-4 minorities and 1 loner.

Sports are a big issue at SCHS. If you're not in a sport, you suck. If you're in a sport but it isn't basketball or football, you suck. If you play basketball or football but you aren't a starter, you suck. If you're a starter but the team doesn't win 80% of their games, you suck.

Thus is life and existence at Saint Catherine's High School.

SCHS jock: "I hate Saint Catherine's High School. The teachers suck and the kids are fags. I'm going to Case."
Everyone else: *Thank the Lord*

SCHS female: "Don't you love Saint Catherine's High school?"
SCHS loner: "Not really."
SCHS female: "What a creep..."

Prairie School Student: "He was kicked out of Prairie, so now he goes to Saint Catherine's High School."

Lutheran High Student: "I was kicked out of Saint Catherine's High School, so now I go to Lutheran."

Walden Student: "I go to Walden, it's right next to Saint Catherine's High School!"
Case, Horlick, SCHS, Park, Lutheran and Prairie Students: "Who the hell are you?"

Saint Catherine's High School by Gustaverson July 16, 2011

Saint Catherine of Siena 

A third-tier cable celebrity if ever there was one.

Saint Catherine of Siena's daytime talk show, "Cathy," is almost universally scorned by critics as a watered-down "Ricky Lake Show."

Saint Catherine of Siena by I've got nothing better to do. February 26, 2005

Saint Catherine’s high school

Saint Catherine’s high school is a school in Malta, it is very nice and has amazing staff members! Over 200+ children go to this school! There are over 100+ staff members. There is also an amazing head-mistress.

Hey! I went to st.Catherine’s high school it was amazing!
Oh really? I want to go! How is it spelled fully?
Saint Catherine’s high school!

Saint Catherine’s high school by Urban letters June 9, 2021

Saint Catherine’s Academy 

The school that you should honestly invite to your parties. Actual models go to this school because most of these girls are dead so pretty. Their Cheerleading team is so elite like your school could never top them. Transfer her cause all the girls are surprising welcoming and this school is just filled with a bunch of bad bitches.

Saint Catherine’s academy girls will always throw it back one day and Will know how to act in school the next day

Saint Catherine’s Academy by ayoayo123 November 3, 2019