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A beautiful girl who is not afraid to show her self but she could lie but she fuck anybody up and she could betray you but she might fix it one day and she helps you in any problem and she always makes you laugh you would be lucky to have a sailin
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sailin by jms-tiger-16 March 29, 2015
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smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.
Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'
smooth sailin' by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008

smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.
Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.
smooth sailin' by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.
"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

Stiles Stilinski 

Hot and nerdy best friend of the main character, Scott Mcall, in the TV show "Teen Wolf". Hilariously sarcastic and one of the best characters on the show. (PLAYED BY DYLAN O'BRIEN)
Scott: "Stiles... if you have it, we'll do something. I'll do something."

Stiles: *cries and hugs bff*

We all <3 Stiles Stilinski!!
Stiles Stilinski by P5YCH0P4TH June 24, 2016

Stiles Stilinski 

Stiles Stilinski is the cutest/funniest boy ever

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context
Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!
Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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