saggy knees

the moment when you look down at your pants and they sag around your knees.

Coleton: shit I've gotta change my pants I've got saggy knees.

by Terrence H of Cumberlandia January 23, 2018

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Soggy knee

Waking up from a hot and sweaty bed session with your partner and whilst you are sleeping your knee is resting on the damp patch that you have both made from last night's activity

(Man) oh I had the worst sleep ever
(Woman) why mine was brilliant
(Man) I woke up with a "soggy knee"

by kenkenboi June 5, 2016