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Sadsterbate 

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying
When I'm sad I can use my tears as lubricant when I sadsterbate
Sadsterbate by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018
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An emo dude who is always downbeat, yet more earnest and cooler than you. Basically a hipster sad-sack. Likes: being morose, pining for chicks, bumming guys out, trying to attract other chicks. Dislikes: Happiness, Sit-Coms, MAD Magazine, Humor.
Q: Bro, have you heard the new Death Cab?
A: Yeah, but those guys are such sadsters, I can't stand them for long.
sadster by jeffery.f December 14, 2009

sastersa 

sastersa is sastersa
sastersa is cool
sastersa SENT MAMA COCO 3 TIMES!!!!!
sastersa is loved
Guy 1: Hey did u know who Sastersa is?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: What is he
Guy 2: Mama Coco
Guy 1: What
Guy 2: Did i stutter
sastersa by FrozenTheNeo November 23, 2021

Mac and samsters 

Mac and samsters is two girls called Mackenzie and Samantha. Mackenzie is brown haired 5”9 girl and Samatha is blonde haired 5”2
Person: OH MY GOD here comes mac and samsters!!!!
Mac and samsters by Maccapacca260505 December 14, 2020

Mac and samsters 

Two girls at school called Mackenzie and Samantha. Mackenzie has brown hair and is 5”9 and Samantha has blonde hair and is 5”2. They are best friends and they live biology. They are always laughing and look like models
Person1: OH MY GOD HERE COMES MAC AND SAMSTERS !!!!

Person 2: I WISH I WAS THEM !!!!
Mac and samsters by Maccapacca260505 December 14, 2020

Mac and samsters 

Two girls at school called Mackenzie and Samantha. Mackenzie has brown hair and is 5”9 and Samantha has blonde hair and is 5”2. They are best friends and they live biology. They are always laughing and look like models
Person1: OH MY GOD HERE COMES MAC AND SAMSTERS !!!!

Person 2: I WISH I WAS THEM !!!!
Mac and samsters by Maccapacca260505 December 14, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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