sadster 

An emo dude who is always downbeat, yet more earnest and cooler than you. Basically a hipster sad-sack. Likes: being morose, pining for chicks, bumming guys out, trying to attract other chicks. Dislikes: Happiness, Sit-Coms, MAD Magazine, Humor.

Q: Bro, have you heard the new Death Cab?
A: Yeah, but those guys are such sadsters, I can't stand them for long.

sadster by jeffery.f December 14, 2009

Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

sanster 

Sanster is the ultimate hoe getter anyone with this nickname gets all the bad bitches around him and in his bed that very night

My girl just left me for sanster i dont blame her damn that sanster is hot

sanster by Sanster the milf fucker February 21, 2021

Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate 

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

Sadsturbation 

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

Sadsturbation by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

sadsturbation 

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011