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my dog died

“bro that is the sadgest news ive heard today im sorry for your loss
by apples0 August 20, 2023
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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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the saddest thing

The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.
Philippe Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?
Lie Bot: The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.
by clintiskeen February 27, 2014
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SaddestAnimeDeath

That moment when you cook the most delicious batch of Pizza Rolls and you go to take them out of the oven. You drop them all over the floor.
WOah!! That was the SaddestAnimeDeath I have ever seen since that time I lost my keys to a seagull.
by KaraIsTheIncestBuraza June 10, 2018
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Sadgetti

My friend is so dumb they spelled sadghetti like sadgetti
by Trixmemes May 24, 2019
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The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018
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saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.
That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.
by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021
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