Definitions by SunshineZombieGirl

The Saddest Burrito 

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

The Saddest Burrito by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018