sad nap 

When you are so sad/depressed that you feel the need to sleep instead of dealing with your responsibilities

I have to write a huge paper, go to the bank, get groceries, and study for finals but I just want to take a sad nap.

sad nap by slutmouth666 May 19, 2015

sad nap 

The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.

Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.

sad nap by My Homie Andre January 24, 2006

Sad nap 

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.

Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.

Sad nap by westbelmarposse June 15, 2018

sad napkin 

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

sad napkin by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

sadnap 

sapnap, the Minecraft YouTubers wanted username. (pandas spelled backward) Sadnap was taken already so his name is sapnap.

"Oh, your names sapnap?"
"yeah, like pandas spelled backward, sadnap, but that name was taken"

sadnap by hm... not who u think April 26, 2021