sad nap

When you are so sad/depressed that you feel the need to sleep instead of dealing with your responsibilities

I have to write a huge paper, go to the bank, get groceries, and study for finals but I just want to take a sad nap.

by slutmouth666 May 17, 2015

sad nap

The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.

Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.

by My Homie Andre January 24, 2006

Sad nap

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.

Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.

by westbelmarposse June 12, 2018

sadness nap

When you sleep to forget Your sadness/pain.

I felt so bad that I had to take a sadness nap.

by Telils January 18, 2016