saarious 

You have moved past the stage of serious and now have entered the saarious vortex. This is a stage in "seriousness" than only the high level elites can achieve.

Ayo bro like be saarious out there

saarious by Pdiddyairpod6 January 31, 2022

sahrious 

word you use in the place of the commonly used word serious, in order to give it more swag. The more you inflect your voice as you pronounce sah-re-us, the more swag it has.

swag kid's friend: yoo kid last night i almost got with that hot chick you used to date.

swag kid: You sahrious? that girl wants me

sahrious by Daddylonglegs11 September 6, 2011

Salarious 

Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

My family treats me like shit, salarious.

Salarious by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018

scariously 

Seriously scary. To be scared in a serious manner.

It is getting scariously slow at work.

scariously by Peter M Sabia February 18, 2009

scarious 

freaking seriously scary

Dude, that horror movie was scarious.

scarious by nornware May 26, 2006

scariously 

So serious, it's scary. Usually used as an exclamation of shock and disbelief as to the truth/reality of a particular story. Can be used effectively for sarcasm.

"Cindy was at the hair dresser changing her hair from blonde to brown, but the guy knocked red dye into the basin, now she is ginger!" "SCARIOUSLY?"

The reality of this situation is so scary and serious, it's 'Scarious'.

scariously by gpt.sunbeam May 13, 2010

Jacob Satarious

A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish

Jacob Satarious
was how he sang

Jacob Satarious by Vegeta547 July 1, 2016