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Rysta
Addicted to tiktok because she doesn't have anything better to do. You annoy others but you're funny asf.
Rysta by Pandassssss May 16, 2020
rysta
you have curly hair ur shirt and have a phat Fat booty . But you’re also short and fucking annoying and will slap the shit out of someone for me reason and eat all their food also for no reason.
rysta by thiccmamacita April 16, 2020
ristalage
ristalage by Harry Rass May 27, 2006
Rysta
Your probably a girl named crystal doing a stupid ass challenge and you are a short who can’t even get a fucking bf/gf cause you are a psycho or you have mental issues and you didn’t hear this from me
Oh my god your such a Rysta
Rysta by Didn’t Come from me January 17, 2022
Rysta
You have no life. You are funny tho. But you try to become tiktok famous for no reason cause you don't have a talent or friends. GO BACK TO SLEEP.
Rysta by Pandassssss May 2, 2020
ristal
ristal by Harry Rass May 27, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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