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Ryan Burke 

Literally the best footballer, like a prime Wayne Rooney with his lockdown skin head could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials, so started his modeling career instead could have 1 mil but is shadowbanned
“Is that Lionel messi? No u blind twat it’s Ryan Burke”
Ryan Burke by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

ryan burke 

in other languages means " little king cunt "

see brizz
ryan burke by jimmy dick skin October 7, 2009

Ryan Burke 

Best Fifa player to exist, doesn’t even need to try, can play anywhere in football has beat Neymar in panna matches before could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials
That Ryan Burke is the best footballer I’ve ever seen
Ryan Burke by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

Ryan Burke 

A type of footballer who is forced to play cb because he does not have the ability to play at cb.
Very inseficent in the bedroom and has a very small cock (yet claims urban dictionary said it was massive but that’s waffle) known for timing things he says during fifa poorly
I’d rather have Doherty special card over wan bassaka at 1v1 defending

Such a Ryan Burke thing so say
Ryan Burke by Lucyfrench08 April 13, 2021

rYan bourke 

Just an out and out pikey
Oh look he stole a bike, he must be a ryan Bourke
rYan bourke by Mickey murphy 12 March 22, 2021