ruth davidson 

The Conservative and Unionist Party's Scottish branch office manager. Known to smell of cat pee (see "willie rennie"), likes riding cattle and tanks, cowboy style. Pretends shes a real boy with an actual social conscience, however harbours the dark secret of being a lizard person like her Southern British counterparts. Enjoys the deaths of thousands of disabled people after their benefits have been cut, women who've conceived through rape requiring to "prove it" to gain access to benefits, candlelit dinners, continued Tory austerity plunging millions into poverty, removing mobility cars from the disabled, walks on the beach, deregulation of everything and lying through her teeth.

Willie Rennie: "That Ruth Davidson, she sure smells of pee. Also her record on social care is abysmal, much like those Southern Tories."

ruth davidson by Kasei83 April 27, 2017