rusty dan

When you shove your dick into someone's eye socket then you put their finger inside your dick until it splits open. After that you get a fork and scrape the insides and feed it to them. It looks like rust.

Last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. After, we both had to go to the doctor.

rusty dan by Hugh Jass Cock November 25, 2014

Rusty Dangles

A nickname for a guy who hasn't been laid in a long period of time.

How's it hanging Rusty Dangles?

Rusty Dangles by BallzofSteele April 27, 2010

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Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

Rusty Lap Dance by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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