rusty dan

When you shove your dick into someone's eye socket then you put their finger inside your dick until it splits open. After that you get a fork and scrape the insides and feed it to them. It looks like rust.

Last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. After, we both had to go to the doctor.

by Hugh Jass Cock November 25, 2014

Rusty Dangles

A nickname for a guy who hasn't been laid in a long period of time.

How's it hanging Rusty Dangles?

by BallzofSteele April 27, 2010

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024