Russian Winter 

A force or event that stops a quick succession of other events.

Derived from Napoleon's and Hitler's failed conquests, as a result of invading Russia during the winter.

As soon as Napoleon faced the Russian Winter, he was headed for his Waterloo.

Tim got to first, second, and third base with Anna, but then faced his Russian Winter of her purity ring, preventing him from getting to home base.

Russian Winter by Calvin Dean December 20, 2009

Russian Winter 

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

Russian Winter by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Russian Winter 

the bane of adolf hitler and napoleon bonaparte

guy 1: what's the best way to beat hitler?
guy 2: russian winter

Russian Winter by Dat Cat June 17, 2020

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness 

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon 

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019