Russian shit 

When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.

That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.

Russian shit by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010

russian shithouse 

A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.

This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.

russian shithouse by Boris Badonov June 1, 2011

Russian Shitstain 

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.

He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.

Russian Shitstain by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013