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Russian shit

When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.
That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.
by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010
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russian shithouse

A cold, barren, unattrative, and poorly equipped facility.
This club sucks, it's as dull as a russian shithouse.
by Boris Badonov June 1, 2011
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Russian Shitstain

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.
He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.
by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013
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